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((Avengers:
Tony Stark: http://ask-iron-man.tumblr.com/
Thor: http://ask-the-mighty-thor.tumblr.com/
Captain America: http://ask-captain-america.tumblr.com/
Black Widow: http://asknatasharomanova.tumblr.com/
Hawkeye: http://ask-hawkeye-clint.tumblr.com/
Hulk: http://ask-the-gamma-scientist.tumblr.com/
S.H.I.E.L.D:
Fury: http://ask-nick-fury.tumblr.com/
Coulson: http://ask-agentphilcoulson.tumblr.com/
Hill: http://ask-agenthill.tumblr.com/
Non-Avenger associates:
Pepper: http://ask-pepperpotts.tumblr.com/
Jane: http://ask-jane-foster.tumblr.com/
Bad guys?????
Loki: http://ask-thegodofmischief.tumblr.com/
http://noughtbutmiserybrings.tumblr.com
GIVE THEM A FOLLOW, YEAH??????? ))
Really? Are you sure? Because I’m only 5’4”, and this hoe has to be at least 6 feet long.
I guess it must be bisexual too.
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
THIS IS TOO CUTE OMG BRUCE
Enchanted Forest Chronicles Fancast
Meghan Ory as Cimorene
“No proper princess would come out looking for dragons,” Woraug objected.
“Well, I’m not a proper princess, then,” Cimorene snapped. “I make cherries jubilee, and I volunteer for dragons, and I conjugate Latin verbs - or at least I would if anyone would let me. So there!”—Dealing With Dragons, page 19
“I have to go,” Cimorene said in the tones of one explaining something obvious. “It’s my job. Besides, Kazul is my friend. I’ll just have to make sure I don’t get killed or enchanted, that’s all.”
“It’s not as easy as you make it sound.”
“I know. I’ve visited Morwen a time or two,” Cimorene said. “I’ll manage, one way or another.”
—Searching for Dragons, page 79
“And if Antorell tries to stop me, I’ll melt him. Pass the salt, please.”
—Calling on Dragons, page 179
“Well, Cimorene, I have found you,” the wizard said at last.
“It took you long enough,” Mother said without looking up. “You’re getting slow.”
“You know why I am here.”
Mother shrugged. “You’re sixteen years too late. I told you, you’re getting slow.”
—Talking to Dragons, page 3
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When Canada was chosen to host the 2010 Olympics people had questions. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
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Q:
I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
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A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
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Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
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Depends on how much you've been drinking.
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I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto , can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
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Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
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So it's true what they say about Swedes.
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Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto ,Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
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What did your last slave die from ?
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Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
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Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Canada is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
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Q:
Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
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Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
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Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
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Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
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Austria is that quaint little country bordering Germany, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
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Q:
Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
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No, we don't stink.
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Q:
I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
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Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
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Q:
Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
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Yes, gay nightclubs.
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Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
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Only at Thanksgiving.
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Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
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No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
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I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
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It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
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Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
The Spanish Inquisition.
I wasn’t expecting it.
Definitely wasn’t expecting it.
For six months she continuously threw me around, beat me, stepped on me, and wiped the floor with my dignity and self-respect every day all with a smile on her face. But it was her emotional intelligence and commitment to truth that allowed for me to be a better actor and, as a friend, made me a better man. - Jeremy
i’m sorry. is he talking about his WIFE?
Ice stalagmites in the basement of Greystone Park State Hospital.
Like lil frozen ghosts holding vigil
